10. Your congressman will no longer call John McCain "Junior".

9. The only jobs he'll send to China is Steve.

8. Think about tomorrow, Levin gets a day older and Mickey gets better looking.

7. Betty Grable pinups can be taken down from the House locker room.

6. Mickey works hard. He wouldn't knock off at 5pm to catch the early bird special at Bill Knapps.

5. Your congressman and his staff won't need mapquest to find Macomb County.

4. Mickey plays Call of Duty. Levin's a dedicated Pacman.

3. Mickey would have appealed Prohibition much earlier.

2. No more of those darn flights from Martha's Vinyard to D.C.

1. Levin took a nap. We got NAFTA.